Happy 4th of July
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Happy 4th of July

July 03, 2010


A public service announcement from Officer Safe Tee.

Shooting fireworks out of your butt probably sounds like a good idea. Especially if you have a six pack in you already and just watched Jackass the day before. Remember, those dudes got their junk bit by rattlesnakes and swam with sharks while wearing meat-stuffed Speedos. Probably not real good risk management skills.

Enjoy your Independence!